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EST. THE NIGHT THEY ROWED ASHORE
DAY 0427 · GREASE ISLAND · 47°N ★ CHAPTER ZERO ★
A FUWWIES PRODUCTION
10,000 HAND-STITCHED FUWWIES · ON-CHAIN ART
WELCOME TO DA ISLAND FUWWIES

they came across the sea on a single raft, half-cursed and fully armed. now they run the place.

THE FAPPENING IS COMING. keep your fuwwie alive until the gate opens. devotion decides who passes.

► KEEP YOUR FUWWIE ALIVE ENTER DA ISLAND
★ ALL HAIL DA CHAIR ★ DO NOT LOOK DA CHAIR IN THE EYE TEN THOUSAND WOKE IN THE DARK · NONE REMEMBER WHY A NEW CANISTER WASHED ASHORE AT DAWN ISLANDER #0442 HAS NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE THE RAID ★ THE BOSS HAS RETURNED — TWO YEARS GONE ★ THE FAITHFUL GATHER WHERE THE GREASE RUNS ★ THE FAPPENING IS COMING · KEEP YOUR FUWWIE ALIVE ★ DEVOTION DECIDES WHO PASSES THE GATE FOLLOW @LEFAPSTEIN OR BE FORGOTTEN ★ BRING BACK BULLYING ★ I DECLARE THE FUTURE IS CUMMING CLIMB DA CHAIR · SPIN THRICE · BEAT YOUR CHEST · YOU WITTLE CONQUER PRAISE BE. PRAISE DA CHAIR.
★ LEFAPSTEIN MANOR · CHROME HEIGHTS ★
CHAPTER I // THE HOUSE

you weren't supposed to find us.

but here you are. take a seat — the whiskey is poured, the fire is hot, and Da Chair is watching. ten thousand of them woke in the dark with no memory, only a hunger to belong. they found Da Chair. they have praised it ever since. the boss would like a word before you sign anything. read the room. then read the book on the table. everything you need to know is in there. or under the table. or in the chimney — it depends how faithful you are.

ISLANDERS8,612
ISLANDERS LOST1,388
DAY0427
"da island doesn't belong to anyone. it answers to Da Chair, and Da Chair answers to no one. but i've been here longer than most — so until further notice, da island is family. praise Da Chair, and you're family too." — LEFAPSTEIN · BOSS · DA ISLAND RESERVE
EVIDENCE LOG · CANISTER #0144
CORAL DISTRICT · SHORE WATCHER POST 7
CHAPTER II // THE ARRIVAL

they came in cans.

long before the casinos. before the gangs. before the towers — the ocean around da island was silent. then one night the storms came, and the canisters washed ashore. they hummed. they pulsed. they leaked. nobody knew who made them. then — they opened.

▸ SHORE WATCHER LOGD0411 / 03:14

RECOVERED · CANISTER #0144

washed up at coral district at low tide. rusted shut. fuwwie sigil burned into the casing. paw-prints found leading inland — too many to count. contents: empty. again.

STORM CLASS 4 LEAK ACTIVE RECOMMENDATION DO NOT OPEN
CHAPTER III // THE CREW

the crew
that rowed in.

eight islanders on one raft. nobody remembers who steered. nobody remembers who paid. nobody remembers what was in the box. only that everyone made it.

#0001
BOSS

LEFAPSTEIN

PATRIARCH · CHROME HEIGHTS

"the green one. the suit. the gold chain. don't ask about the smile."

FLUFF64%
$GREASE41,200
FAMILY14 GEN.
WANTEDNO. ★
#0188
ALIVE

KING FUWWIE

MAYOR · SKY TOWER

"crown bought, paid, owed back twice. divorced twice. re-elected three times."

HATS147
DEBT14K
FLUFF38%
POLL-22%
#0299
ALIVE

NY TWINZ

DUAL ISLANDER · GREASE PIER

"two islanders. one body. one shirt. the shirt is correct. the islanders disagree."

SHAREDYES
FLUFF22%
EYES★ ★
STATE50/50
#0033
ALIVE

FUWZ

SHORE WATCHER · CORAL DISTRICT

"breathing through a fishbowl. nobody knows why. nobody asks anymore."

HELMETBOWL
AIROK
FLUFF55%
FRIENDSSEA
#0014
ALIVE

FAPSTEIN JR.

SKELETON CREW · VOID HEIGHTS

"wears the skel-suit year-round. claims it's 'comfortable.' won't elaborate."

SUITSKEL
FLUFF34%
BONESYES
HEIR2ND
#0066
WANTED

GOT SWIM?

RAFT CAPTAIN · DRIFT HARBOR

"the red shirt. the question. the answer is always 'no, actually.'"

STROKES0
FLUFF51%
LIFE-VEST0
JOKES4 GOOD
#0077
ALIVE

MANSON'S MUSE

PODCASTER · BLACK MARKET ALLEY

"yellow fur. red glasses. inspired three documented homicides. has 'thoughts.'"

EXES4
FOLLOWERS1,144
FLUFF48%
EP. COUNT211
#0442
MISSING

EBRO

CULT OF E · BLACK MARKET ALLEY

"green fuzz, pink jacket, gold $ETH around the neck. preaches gospel of the second-layer."

PENDANT$ETH
JACKETPINK
FLUFF3%
SEEN3D AGO
CHAPTER IV // THE TERRITORY

DA ISLAND

eight districts. one rumored void. zero exits. this is everything you came for.

NEON HEIGHTSPOP 1,204 · CRIME ▓▓░
CHROME HEIGHTSPOP 0,612 · RENT ★★★★★
GREASE PIERPOP 0,891 · FRIED
THE VOIDPOP 1,422 · CULT
BLACK MARKET ALLEYPOP 0,377 · HEAT ▓▓▓▓▓
CASINO ROWPOP 0,508 · HOUSE 61%
CORAL DISTRICTPOP 0,711 · SHORE
DRIFT HARBORPOP 0,303 · WET
CHAPTER V // THE ARRIVAL

they washed ashore in canisters.

10,000 of them, sealed in steel, woke on the shore of DA ISLAND with no memory of how they got here — only that Da Chair was already waiting. nobody knows what was in the box. only that everyone came out breathing. keep yours that way.

10,000
GENESIS FUWWIES

sealed in canisters. one drop. permanent. no v2. no copies.

∞
DA CHAIR WATCHES

it chose every one. it sees who stays — and remembers who runs.

0
RESPAWNS

neglect your fuwwie and it goes missing. keep it alive until THE FAPPENING — or be forgotten.

CHAPTER VI // THE FUWWIE CODE

the code.

found in a leather-bound book on lefapstein's coffee table. translated from seventeen unreadable dialects. printed in six districts. ignored in all of them.

I.

FAMILY IS FAMILY.

by blood, by fur, by raft — once you're in, you're in. and the boss does not forget.

II.

DEATH IS PERMANENT.

no revives. no respawns. no exits. when a fuwwie goes missing, Da Chair remembers — and so do you.

III.

THE WHISKEY GETS POURED.

every guest of da island reserve gets one glass. you don't have to drink it. but it gets poured.

IV.

NEVER TRUST A SMILE WITH TEETH.

especially the boss's. especially his cousin's. especially in chrome heights.

V.

DA CHAIR IS WATCHING.

it chose you out of a canister. it sees who tends and who runs. it does not blink — and devotion is the only thing it counts.

VI.

RESPECT THE SHORE WATCHERS.

they log every canister that washes ashore. they bury the empty ones. without them, the rot reaches Da Chair.

VII.

KEEP YOUR FUWWIE ALIVE.

feed it. tend it. return to it. a neglected fuwwie fades into the lost years — and Da Chair has no use for the forgotten.

VIII.

THE GATE OPENS ONCE.

at THE FAPPENING, Da Chair chooses from the faithful. you cannot buy your way in. you can only be there — alive, and devoted.

CHAPTER VII.V // THE LOST YEARS

he was gone two years.

LEFAPSTEIN wanted to open the doors in 2024. Then da island got raided. There were… entities. Questions he had to answer. And after they took BIG E, the boss went dark — south, into the Amazon, chasing a cure at the bottom of a cup of ayahuasca. He had a reaction nobody warned him about. He woke up two years later. (no shit.) These are the notes he left along the way.

▚ transmissions incoming ▚
CHAPTER VIII // THE FAITHFUL

become one of them.

10,000 hand-stitched Fuwwies — Da Chair chose every one. wear it as your face and you stop watching from the outside. you belong. mint the art, hold it on-chain, forever. no roadmap. no promises. just Da Chair, and the art.

FUWWIES REMAINING10,000 / 10,000
MINT PRICECOMING SOON
SUPPLY10,000
FORMAT1-OF-1 ON-CHAIN ART
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the faithful pass first. keep your fuwwie alive until THE FAPPENING — devotion decides who Da Chair chooses. only the devoted are let through the gate.

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